The Corrupted Wish Game

[Lady Vashj]

Granted. Each and every one of your teachers brings their hyperactive three-year-old triplets with them for each and every class. Each week, a different part of town is undergoing major road construction, always on one of your important routes. Your roomate's obscure relatives have been dying off in droves recently, leaving him all kind of neat stuff with the price tags still on, and he's been keeping it all in your room - and you know he packs heat.

I wish my labs were more fun.