07-07-2005, 05:00 PM
Occhidiangela,Jul 6 2005, 06:49 PM Wrote:An Illegal Salvadoran immigrant mows your lawn and awaits payment. Sadly, he can't read English and ignores the Beware of the Dog sign on your neighbor's gate where he goes to look for a second job. He is attacked and killed, and you are held culpable for hiring an illegal alien to do your yardwork.
I wish I had NVG's.
Occhi
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You are accidentaly sent a shipment of AN/PVS-5 NVG's which are due for decommision and destruction. The 16 pallet loads of goggles have filled up your front yard, living room, and garage. Most of the sets are inoperative and none of them have the special batteries required for operation. The Department of Homeland Security and the ATF are sending negotiators and several strike teams to attempt to remove you from your "compound" for "questioning." Several media crews are also enroute.
I wish I could think of a corruptable wish but all I hope is that the U.K. authorities catch the Bastards responsible for the bombing.
The Bill of No Rights
The United States has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes are mistaken for people of importance. Robert A. Heinlein
The United States has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes are mistaken for people of importance. Robert A. Heinlein