The Corrupted Wish Game

[Jeunemaitre]

Granted, you now have Lady Vashj's taco, regurgitated.
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Not really what I was looking for, but I guess I should have seen it coming.

I wish my free CD that I got from coca-cola years ago wasn't scratched, rendering 2 of the 5 tracks worthless.
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Again, the WishR-TR technology comes to the rescue. Through the magic of Wish Related Temoral Realignment, your CD is not scratched, thus the intrinsic value of the two tracks is maintained. However, due to the necessary evil of continuity, the CD players that attempt to play these two tracks simply reveal the poor quality of the content leading you to never play these tracks anyway. Your value has been restored, but the value was questionable to begin with.

Despite the best attempts (and worst wishes) of the folks here, I'm glad to say that my wife and I have successfully bid on a house in the area, and have been selected by the sellers. We're now on the hook to deliver the purchase price in about 40 days. Thus:

I wish that the inspection will not find anything wrong with this house.

(I can already see the outcome of this, but go ahead, have fun with it. If the place doesn't end up burning to the ground, or infested in the corruption of this wish I fully intend to cry foul and demand the port-o-potty punishment).