The Corrupted Wish Game

[Lady Vashj]

Granted, however your power only extends as far as wearing and removing various pairs of shoes with differing sole thicknesses.  Incidentally, while attempting to walk at your tallest in a pair of forty-eight inch platforms, you fall and break both your ankles.

I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish.
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Granted. The fish survived to reproduce, and its offspring are clogging the waterways all over the place. They're worse than zebra mussels. You have single-handedly ruined the water quality of 49 states and the whole of Canada (Mexico's water can't be ruined any more than it its). Plus the fish are vectors for cholera and typhoid fever, so you also caused a pandemic. How do you feel now?

I wish I understood why the printer won't print.