07-22-2005, 05:21 PM
Bob,Jul 22 2005, 11:10 AM Wrote:granted. In a twist of fate, and using the time machine mentioned earlier, the exam board at your university decied that only the top person in the year will get a degree for each subject, resulting in them only having 5 degrees to award. Sadly, yours is one of the ones not awarded (/me hopes you don't take that as a disparaging remark).
Interesting things about that granted wish: I just graduated high school, no college, and I was the top science person, so I still would have ended up wit ha ceremony.
Bob,Jul 22 2005, 11:10 AM Wrote:I wish my back would stop hurting, what are these painkillers for when they don't work?
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Granted. Through hypnosis, your back pain goes away. The hypnotist also makes you his personal slave.
I wish I could see through walls.
I may be dead, but I'm not old (source: see lavcat)
The gloves come off, I'm playing hardball. It's fourth and 15 and you're looking at a full-court press. (Frank Drebin in The Naked Gun)
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The gloves come off, I'm playing hardball. It's fourth and 15 and you're looking at a full-court press. (Frank Drebin in The Naked Gun)
Some people in forums do the next best thing to listening to themselves talk, writing and reading what they write (source, my brother)