The Corrupted Wish Game

[Bob]

If I cared about people taking me seriously, I would wear conservative skirts and neatly pressed blouses, not ripped jeans and attitude tees.  A Monty Python ringtone?  Sweet.  I pick "Camelot".

Granted.  It turns out it's not nearly so funny as you remember.  In fact, it's as annoying as the "Barney" song.  And it sticks in your head just as everlastingly.

I wish my home internet connection was as fast as the school connection.
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granted. The school is now back on 300 baud. On discovering that the downgraded connection was your doing the other students brutally remove your head over the course of a day with a rusty, blunt machete.

I wish linux had come with all those little plugins you need for effective web browsing, it's harder to install them yourself than in windows, and equally tedious.