08-28-2005, 01:48 PM
Pete, not only did you fail to grant the wish about remotes and carpal tunnel syndrome, you also double-posted and didn't apologize for it. BOO! BOOO! BOOOO!
Granted. Flipping through five channels in less than five minutes shall be construed as "channel surfing". In order to avoid carpal tunnel syndrome, you are forced to watch every channel you pass by for at least one minute. After three weeks, you will have been infomercialed to death.
I wish my TV clock wasn't so screwy. At midnight, it sets itself ahead by an hour and fifteen minutes, so if you set the wake-up timer to 7:00 AM and turn the TV off at 9:00 PM, the TV will turn itself on and wake you up at 5:45 AM.
Granted. Flipping through five channels in less than five minutes shall be construed as "channel surfing". In order to avoid carpal tunnel syndrome, you are forced to watch every channel you pass by for at least one minute. After three weeks, you will have been infomercialed to death.
I wish my TV clock wasn't so screwy. At midnight, it sets itself ahead by an hour and fifteen minutes, so if you set the wake-up timer to 7:00 AM and turn the TV off at 9:00 PM, the TV will turn itself on and wake you up at 5:45 AM.
Creator of "The Corrupted Wish Game": Rules revised 06/15/05
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"It was a quiet day...the kind of quiet that happens just before the entire Sioux nation comes up over the ridge."
Click here for a free iPod!