The Corrupted Wish Game

[Jeunemaitre]

No problem.  The room is 1 foot longer, wider, talle,r last the equivalent of a foot longer in time, as well as any other dimensions that might exist.  By expanding these extra dimensions, your room has diferent observable physics laws, which makes it unlivable, and the college doesn't give you anything for having your room studied by physicists.

edit:  I wish to see some naked young females outside my wondow tomorrow.
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I've got good news for you Minionman, if you look out the window tomorrow morning at about 8:30 I'll be standing there with an open trenchcoat. Oh, wait, you wanted females?!? :unsure: Well, lets try that again...

I've got good news for you Minionman, if you look out the window tomorrow morning at about 8:30, you'll be please to see a trio of very young, very naked, very female...

[wait for it, wait for it]

crows. They'll be perched along the railing just off to the right. See it there? I'd get a good look while they're there, and maybe a picture: this sort of thing doesn't happen everyday.

I wish that everything didn't happen at the same time: that the saying "it doesn't rain, it pours" was not as accurate as it now seems.

edit: reformatted for emphasis