The Corrupted Wish Game

[jahcs]

Granted.  Your idea was absolutely brilliant.  But it's hanging on the tips of your fingers.  Eventually you lose what's left of your mind trying to define, transcribe, and explain it.

Now if I were corrupting that wish, I would have said "Granted, but they're still all idiots, so they're still screwing everything up.  But now, being so certain that they're in the right, they all possess an Aura of Dubya that renders them impervious to outside criticism."

But I'm not.  So I'll just leave you trying to explain your brilliant idea.

I wish pushups didn't make my arms hurt.
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Granted, your arms are strong enough to pop out dozens of pushups - too bad your back gives out after only 5 repetitions and you curl into a little whipering ball.

I wish the commute to my Reserve center was shorter.