The Corrupted Wish Game

[Lady Vashj]

*ERK* Doesn't count. I hereby sentence you to keep the ice cream machine in the cafeteria filled. You're not allowed to eat any of the ice cream even if you actually get the chance.

Granted, young master. My series of Evil Warlord Tips have inspired you to become a supernatural crime lord. But you've hardly seen all my tips. So not only do I know all your secrets, having taught them to you, I have all kinds of tricks you don't know about. After I and my loyal companions defeat you in a spectacular battle, I will be recognized as the heir to the ancient Sorceress-Queens of Balmia, regain my throne, and lead my country into a thousand-generation Golden Age. In about a hundred years, thanks to my wise leadership and magically long life, Balmia will surpass the United States as the most powerful and advanced nation in the world. Don't worry, though; your name will live on forever too. File under "Waterloo".

I refuse to wish that the above were true, thus exposing it to corruption. Instead, I wish my suitemate would do more of her beauty routine in her own room. (Just so you know which is the real wish.)