The Corrupted Wish Game

[Jeunemaitre]

I wish I had 10 million credits in Anarchy Online (a certain MMORPG).

~Lucky
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After reviewing all of the material in your inventory (-ies) and determining the sale price for each using an online calculator, you find that your net worth is 10 M credits :w00t: . Those few pieces of equipment you had your eye on will soon be yours. One quick jaunt down to the NPC for a yard sale and... Cha-ching. One quick nekkid lap up to the other NPC for the new gear and... cha-cha-ching. Good news man, that gear you had your eye on is now yours. One problem: :o one of the pieces of your old equipment granted you an (attribute) bonus, which allowed you to meet the minimum requirements of your new uber lewt, but without that piece, sadly, your 2% shy of the threshold. Your far enough along in the game that nekkid runs are not really an option, but too far to give up without horrible mental anguish. So which is it: run around getting beaten to a digital pulp, or mentally beat yourself to a pulp. Good luck with that.

I wish that my recent house purchase had not resulted in a ridiculous list of home maintenance projects.