The Corrupted Wish Game

[Lady Vashj]

Guess what, young master. I wished that "Tony" would get his greatest desire because I was REALLY UNHAPPY with him. His dereliction of duty got me thoroughly soaked and made me late for class because I couldn't get into the building without going 300 yards out of my way. Why else would I wish for him to get his greatest desire on this thread?

Granted. Suddenly, the traffic laws of the great state of Illinois are drastically amended. Many things that had been legal are now illegal (such as turning right on red), some things that had been illegal are now legal (did you know that hanging stuff from your rearview mirror had been illegal? Not anymore!), and many of the legal penalties have been changed - some drastically. Your copy of Illinois Traffic Law is an excellent exercise in translating Congressional, but it's not much use as a guide to Illinois traffic law anymore.

I wish this smiley was added to the list of Lounge smilies. Ain't he great?

EDIT: He may or may not be working. I can't help that.