The Corrupted Wish Game

[Lady Vashj]

Minionman forgot his wish. He can now clean the bats out of my room. They're baseball bats, so won't scratch you or crap on you, but they're much heavier than the furry flying kind.

CCAA controls access to the college network. Every so often, generally at the worst possible time, it will spontaneously log you out and force you to drop what your doing and log in again. When you try to get back to whatever you were doing, you find it's been thoroughly borked - games run so slow as to be unplayable, Word documents are written in Useless Character or Box, images are in weird colors, occasionally the computer reboots itself. On the plus side, it teaches the importance of saving often.

I wish Capital One would abandon the call-center commercials and go back to the pillager commercials. The pillagers were cool.