The Corrupted Wish Game

[Lady Vashj]

If I spoke absolutely fluent German in World War II, I'd be too valuable to land on a beach in Normandy when there were so many other grunts without that important skill. Of course, whatever more important use they found for me would probably be equally dangerous.

Granted. Now when the nuclear winter arrives, no animal survives, because cockroaches - the all-time Most Likely to Survive Global Catastrophe winners - are extinct, thanks to you. By the time plants evolve to our level of sentience, the sun has turned orange and isn't that far from going out entirely.

I wish the only on-campus eatery open on weekends was a mile or so closer to here. Either that, or the closest eatery to here was the one open on weekends.