The Corrupted Wish Game

[Lady Vashj]

Granted.  You feel like an idiot when people explain that your name is for helping people know who you are, signing forms explaining who you are, and for other such jobs.
I wish I didn't have a bunch of papers due this week.
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Granted. (Oh, this is too easy.) You had a bunch of papers due last week. One of them you actually managed to write, and did a brilliant job on. The rest of them were plagiarized. Since teachers can Google as well as you can, they soon find out that most of your papers are not, in fact, yours. This makes them suspicious about the only one you actually did write, and they end up finding another paper online that, coincidentally, is very similar. So much for your academic career.

I wish the local bookstore had more real reading books, as opposed to textbooks.