The Corrupted Wish Game

[Jeunemaitre]

I wish my hair (the stuff that grows from my scalp, you realize) would make me look beautiful no matter what I did with it, even if it was jack $#!7.
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Beauty is in the eye of the hold-be-er (or something) my dear Naga Queen, your hair already makes you look beautiful (no matter what you do with/to it) to the one person who really matters: that guy who's job it is to mind the west side doors. Each time you walk past him, he thinks to himself "Daaamn! That hair sure does make her look fiiiiine!" regardless of your coiffed state. He's much more inclined to leave the doors in the condition you find most helpful, but he's intimidated by your folicular hawtness, and has no idea how to apprach you. You've charmed him Vashj, now what will you do with him?

I wish that my supervisors could agree on the specifications for the analysis I'm trying to program. (I'm tired of redoing the same section of code for the 5th time)