The Corrupted Wish Game

[Jeunemaitre]

I wish that, following the tweaking guides and applying all the relevant patches and drivers, Black & White 2 runs at a playable framerate on my PC.
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Good news: after patching B&W2 to the most recent version and updating all of your drivers, the game will run at reasonable framerate on your PC. The thing is, you also had to turn off all of the pretty lighting effects, as well as all of the audio, and in fact, most of the textures, so basically all you've got left are the unskinned 3D models. You'd hoped to rule over an extremely intricate and detailed world, but instead, your polygons don't seem to obey, and you can't tell whether it was your creature or someone elses that just chomped down your villager. At least it looked like your villager. Maybe it was a cow. I don't know.

I wish my employer didn't have such a high turnover rate.