"I have never"

[Occhidiangela]

I have never

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• been stung by a bee
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• smoked marijuana
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• driven a 4 wheel drive vehicle in 4 wheel drive mode
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• hung up on a telemarketer before allowing them to finish their marketing pitch
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• worn a watch on my right wrist
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1. May I recommend the 4 wheel drive in 4 wheel drive mode, under controlled conditions, so that if you ever need it for real, you are ready?

As to telemarketers, where do you think I learned how to hand out snide remarks? By giving telemarketers who call me at certain times a taste of my wit. Comes with the badge.

Stopped wearing a watch on my left wrist age 15. Mild nerve damage in wrist that eventually cleared up. Got out of the habit and now, just don't.

I have never:

Licked a frozen street sign pole.

Occhi