Firepower
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As the owner of many large powerful full on assault weapons, I can give a few funny as well as serious reasons to keep them.

Must be ready if drug crazed neo nazi skinheads gather in mass and attack in the night. Or Klansmen. Insert your favourite boogeyman.

Crack smoking PCP snorting Super Deer.

Total anarchy. Look at Haiti. I am pretty sure some folks down that way are glad they own high powered assault rifles. And don't tell me anarchy does not happen here. Having lived through several riots, I know all about anarchy.

I am an Anarchist my self. I reserve the right to keep weapons and or explosives. My reasons are my own. Every last single weapon or explosive device I own I have obtained legally. 100%. I have been to military surplus auctions and have obtained several fun and wonderful and mind numbingly freakishly deadly toys. Sold legally. I love budget crunches and when Uncle Sam opens his Toy Store, I head to town with LOTS of cash in hand. Better me, a morally responsable upright citizen then some whacko with an agenda.

I am well prepared for Total Breakdown. Like The Stand. Superflu, alien invasion, Damn Commie Reds, take your pick. Grabazoids included. If it bleeds, I do believe I have a weapon to kill it. Or vapourize it.

Ever seen the movie The Birds? That DOES happen on occasion. It's called Swarming Behaviour. Should it ever happen around me, I am well prepared. Bring it on Tweety... I ain't skeered.

Swarming Snake Invasions. Folks that know me well enough will already be familiar with this situation.

Squirrels. Nobody suspects squirrels. The quiet enemy among us. Your nuts are not safe.
All alone, or in twos,
The ones who really love you
Walk up and down outside the wall.
Some hand in hand
And some gathered together in bands.
The bleeding hearts and artists
Make their stand.

And when they've given you their all
Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy
Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall.

"Isn't this where...."
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Firepower - by Doc - 03-02-2004, 10:06 PM
Firepower - by WarLocke - 03-02-2004, 10:18 PM
Firepower - by Occhidiangela - 03-02-2004, 10:39 PM
Firepower - by gekko - 03-02-2004, 10:44 PM
Firepower - by Doc - 03-02-2004, 11:13 PM
Firepower - by Mithrandir - 03-02-2004, 11:28 PM
Firepower - by Nystul - 03-02-2004, 11:35 PM
Firepower - by Doc - 03-03-2004, 12:07 AM
Firepower - by gekko - 03-03-2004, 02:31 AM
Firepower - by DeeBye - 03-03-2004, 03:38 AM
Firepower - by Doc - 03-03-2004, 04:48 AM
Firepower - by DeeBye - 03-03-2004, 05:18 AM
Firepower - by AtomicKitKat - 03-03-2004, 05:59 AM
Firepower - by Sir_Die_alot - 03-03-2004, 07:12 AM
Firepower - by Doc - 03-03-2004, 01:43 PM
Firepower - by Walkiry - 03-03-2004, 02:04 PM
Firepower - by TaMeOlta - 03-03-2004, 03:06 PM
Firepower - by Sir_Die_alot - 03-03-2004, 03:33 PM
Firepower - by Baajikiil - 03-03-2004, 03:38 PM
Firepower - by Doc - 03-03-2004, 03:43 PM
Firepower - by jahcs - 03-03-2004, 08:13 PM
Firepower - by gekko - 03-03-2004, 09:13 PM
Firepower - by Rhydderch Hael - 03-03-2004, 10:11 PM
Firepower - by Bob - 03-03-2004, 10:51 PM
Firepower - by Sir_Die_alot - 03-04-2004, 01:15 AM
Firepower - by Doc - 03-04-2004, 03:22 AM
Firepower - by Kevin - 03-04-2004, 03:40 AM
Firepower - by gekko - 03-04-2004, 04:52 AM
Firepower - by DeeBye - 03-04-2004, 05:08 AM
Firepower - by Bone - 03-04-2004, 05:38 AM
Firepower - by Occhidiangela - 03-04-2004, 02:23 PM
Firepower - by gekko - 03-04-2004, 03:59 PM
Firepower - by Tal - 03-04-2004, 04:39 PM
Firepower - by Bone - 03-04-2004, 04:50 PM
Firepower - by Doc - 03-04-2004, 05:11 PM
Firepower - by wundergore - 03-04-2004, 09:59 PM
Firepower - by gekko - 03-04-2004, 10:50 PM
Firepower - by ZatarRufus - 03-04-2004, 11:47 PM
Firepower - by Selby - 03-04-2004, 11:52 PM
Firepower - by Lerkur - 03-04-2004, 11:55 PM
Firepower - by Doc - 03-04-2004, 11:58 PM
Firepower - by gekko - 03-04-2004, 11:59 PM
Firepower - by Sir_Die_alot - 03-05-2004, 12:20 AM
Firepower - by gekko - 03-05-2004, 01:55 AM
Firepower - by jahcs - 03-05-2004, 02:00 AM
Firepower - by Doc - 03-05-2004, 02:16 AM
Firepower - by Bone - 03-05-2004, 02:33 AM
Firepower - by Freepaperclips - 03-05-2004, 11:18 AM
Firepower - by gekko - 03-05-2004, 06:04 PM
Firepower - by Bone - 03-05-2004, 06:49 PM
Firepower - by gekko - 03-05-2004, 08:57 PM
Firepower - by Bone - 03-05-2004, 11:21 PM
Firepower - by gekko - 03-06-2004, 03:57 AM
Firepower - by Freepaperclips - 03-06-2004, 04:45 AM
Firepower - by Doc - 03-06-2004, 05:14 AM
Firepower - by Assur - 03-06-2004, 05:48 AM
Firepower - by Freepaperclips - 03-06-2004, 06:06 AM
Firepower - by Professor Frink - 03-06-2004, 07:48 AM
Firepower - by --Pete - 03-06-2004, 08:49 AM
Firepower - by jahcs - 03-08-2004, 07:14 PM
Firepower - by Occhidiangela - 03-08-2004, 11:05 PM
Firepower - by Occhidiangela - 03-08-2004, 11:20 PM
Firepower - by --Pete - 03-08-2004, 11:40 PM
Firepower - by Jester - 03-09-2004, 12:14 AM
Firepower - by Occhidiangela - 03-09-2004, 06:39 PM
Firepower - by Sourskunk - 03-09-2004, 09:10 PM
Firepower - by Occhidiangela - 03-09-2004, 09:56 PM
Firepower - by --Pete - 03-10-2004, 12:26 AM
Firepower - by Professor Frink - 03-10-2004, 10:08 AM
Firepower - by eppie - 03-10-2004, 10:44 AM
Firepower - by --Pete - 03-10-2004, 03:52 PM
Firepower - by Occhidiangela - 03-10-2004, 03:56 PM
Firepower - by Professor Frink - 03-10-2004, 04:02 PM
Firepower - by Cybit - 03-14-2004, 12:00 AM
Firepower - by Premezilla - 03-17-2004, 09:12 AM
Firepower - by NiteFox - 03-17-2004, 09:30 AM
Firepower - by Rhydderch Hael - 03-17-2004, 05:19 PM
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